Guide to Arguing

From Project Chanology - Toronto Division

I'm going to write a guide on how to argue with the $cienos sent out by the Co$ to piss you off.

1. Know what you're talking about! The $cienos I argued with were versed in epistemology, metaphysics, Buddhism, Judaism, Catholicism and lots of other shit. They've also read Hubbard's books, so read a copy of Dianetics if you can.

2. Stay calm. The $cienos you'll be arguing have been sent out to try and frustrate you, so don't give them what they want. They will swear A LOT, so if that bothers you stay away from them (and the internet).

3. Let them think that they are winning. This makes them cocky. It works on everyone.

4. Limit your arguments to the $cientology organization, instead of the religious beliefs of $cienos. You will never win an argument by claiming your opponents' beliefs are crazy.

5. Do not attack them. Try to be accommodating to their beliefs, and be as amicable as you can. Maintain a respectable tone as much as you can. They will frustrate themselves when they are faced with an unexpectedly rational and generally nice person.